intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(via pizza)


orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

(via crunchier)


lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

(Source: lamapalooza, via crystallized-teardrops)


telapathetic:

 *intensely doesnt care*

(via fake-mermaid)


potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via crystallized-teardrops)


puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via xjuneiparis)


anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

(via carryonmywayward-castiel)


veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

(via gnarly)


whoredinarygirl:

can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?

(via crunchier)


koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

(via hotboyproblems)


mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”

(via relahvant)


asian:

*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

(via fake-mermaid)


shouldnt:

when your parents ask where all the cookies in the house went

image

(via onlylolgifs)


mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

(Source: mysticaljew, via gnarly)